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Monday, June 21, 2010

Golf Ball Diving an Expose'


 Imagine diving in the pitch black, now imagine it even darker. Now imagine you have a light, it's on and it is still pitch black, kind of gives you an idea of the visibility you have in a golf pond.

I am an expert golf all diver, I can't say I am an expert at much but golf ball diving I am. God gave me a talent and it turns out to be golf ball diving, go figure. I have worked on some of the most beautiful golf courses in some of the worst conditions imaginable and smiled all the way.


Golf ball diving on the business side is all based on the titlest ProV1.
The amount you as a diver make is negotiated on the percentage of Prov's in the mix. Typically as a diver you make between .08 and .10 cents per ball. An average diver pulls 2,000 balls per day , a good diver kick that number up to 3,000 balls per day and a great diver 3,500 + balls per day. So 2k balls = $160 - 200 per day - 3k = $240 - 300 per day - 3.5k $280 - 350 + per day. You make as much as you pull simple as that. It can be lucrative.I supported a family off of what I made with ball diving.


It is not easy, well it was for me . . .again not to brag . . . .but my first week I beat all of the other divers except one, Tim Leatherman. He and I became partners and split our hauls. What makes it hard? Working in pitch black, loosing all sense of direction, not knowing which direction, is which  . . .even up! Winter time golf ponds get into the low 30's, I have had to break ice to get in.  Balls weigh ten lbs per one hundred, you swim with up to 1,000 balls hanging off of your neck. Once you drag your bag out of the water you have to measure them out to get a count and empty your bag. You do this by pouring them into a five gallon bucket. Three hundred balls per bucket is the rule, and two buckets per grass seed sack. Six hundred balls per sack ,stacked all over a golf cart is pretty funny sight. Moving 3k plus in balls out of the water adds up. I was in awesome shape as a golf ball diver. Sometimes I miss it!

Golfball Diving is hard on gear. The chemicals in the ponds strip chrome of of regulators, eat the rubber off  fin straps, desinigrates wetsuits and gloves. I went through a pair of gloves every two weeks, mask and fin straps once a month, and dry suit seals once every five months. Wetsuits never lasted either, got a new one every three months. I have tried every brand of wetsuit, best fitting suit for the price is a tie, the excel 9mm and the aqualung 8mm both great suits. My dry suit was made by Bare, I liked it, worked well. Booties never lasted too long , most fell apart in less than a month. The silt from the ponds got everywhere, it would embed in your wet or dry suit , making short work of the zippers. Knives , if made of stainless steel, rusted away.

The difference diving dry and wet?  I dove both, in the ocean I use a wetsuit, in the golf ponds I prefer the Dry suit. Nothing beats the freedom of a wetsuit. So why the drysuit? Because you stay dry, remember the water quality? It is bad, I noticed the first time I dove dry I felt better at the end of the day, after a couple weeks diving the ponds I felt alot better. The ponds can suck the life right out of you.


What kind of gear do you need? Besides the obvious, mask , regulator, air supply , gloves and bc. There is some specialized gear necessary. Starting with the bag you put the balls in , they are custom made by the diver ,they don't sell them in Scuba shops. You can make a bag from the "green mesh bags sold in the shops. You modify them by adding a piece of line in the top about a foot and half looped. Attach the loop to the bag then to a piece of pvc threaded pipe with a hose clamp. That is your bag, carry three on your person, one around your neck and two spares in your pockets. A note here make sure your suit has pockets. Gloves have to be kevlar. Your mask can be a standard type mask or an aga mask pictured.

One thing you have to deal with as a ball diver are the night hawks. What the? Night Hawks or thieves. Guys who dive the ponds at night to make a quick buck. The lucky thing here is they usually stay shallow. there are however organized groups that hit courses in certain areas . They suck because it affects your bottom line less balls for you. the only way to combat this problem is to service the courses often and keep the ball count low for the night hawks.

Every once in a while I did however get some visibility. This was a welcomed treat. But once you grabbed that first ball the vis would disappear quick. Sometime in the moment of visibility you could see some cool stuff, big bass, catfish, Crawfish and assorted other wildlife. The coolest thing I ever saw in a golf pond was at a course up in Brookings Oregon , Salmon run, and yes I saw a  . . . salmon. I knew the best spots in all of Southern California for bass fishing.

Courses of Note:

Sterling Hills Ventura California : By far the biggest bass I have ever seen - 10 lbs +

La Costa Carlsbad California: Regularly got kicked off due to me playing with found clubs, a diver died there!

Salmon Run Brookings Oregon: they have salmon in the ponds

Mountain Gate Los Angeles: most balls pulled in one day 20,000 balls - we pulled over 100k in three days

Coronado San Diego California: they have salt water ponds

Casta Del Sol Mission Viejo California: ponds Suck, made a rescue, elderly lady passed out on the sand trap

Marbella San Juan Capistrano California : Biggest Catfish

San Juan Hills San Juan Capistrano California: Thick Crayfish

Glen Annie Santa Barbara California: Deepest ponds 45 ft plus, dove there on nitrox

There were some good times on the courses and a few bucks to be made.

My stretch as a diver lasted two years and in that time two divers I knew drowned. Diving in the ponds although most are relatively shallow is still dangerous! I was asked to pull one out, I never found him, the cops did. Remember it is pitch black, you can never find what you are looking for.

On a brighter note, I could play golf for free on most courses in Southern California, I only wish I played golf!

Cheers

Dave

Friday, June 18, 2010

Couple of Classic Guns from my Collection - Sampson Long Tom - Sampson Short Tom

These are two of the great Sampson spearguns, and were made in Costa Mesa By Herb Sampson. The one on top is the long tom, one on the bottom is the short tom. The Long Tom is complete with the line, Cork, Inflatable float and bands. These guns are both in perfect working order and until a few years ago were still spearing fish on a regular basis. I know for a fact the top one speared a 300lbs black Seabass at Santa Barbara Island. The short tom was and is a white seabass killer.
Check the tip.
I love the tips on these guns.

I inherited these guns, and several more, from my fathers good friend Don Richards. Don was one of the reasons I got into spearfishing. How cool is a guy who owns a knife shop, teaches scuba, dives abalone, races off road, drives a Baja Bug and beats guys up when he has a broken neck? He made a much better friend than an enemy, that's for sure! The stories I heard growing up . . . . .  .. . 

One of my favorites:
Backyard Dons house Sunday morning
The house was located on a giant Costa Mesa lot right next door to a Church
The Church is in full worship mode
It is Crowded, even for a Sunday
The parishioners break into loud song
Song sews the seeds of discontent in Don, you see, he was nursing a bit of hang over.
Don storms over
Breaks in the front of the church . .. . .
Lights up the pastor - tells them to quiet down or he is going to kick the pastor's as#
I can only imagine the horrified looks on the parishioners faces.
What I would have given to be a fly on the wall that day!
Believe it or not this was not an isolated incident -

Cheers

Dave

Monday, June 14, 2010

Two Bugs Pair of Boobs Three Cops A True Life Adventure From a Couple Years Back - Enjoy!

 The Adventure Below Happened One Perfect Night Lobster Diving a Couple Years Back :

I knew I should have gone farther south. . . . . . . .

Brooks in Laguna -

Conditions are perfect.

I start to rig up.

Then I hear it . . the tell tale sign of f*cked people walking up the stairs.

One white guy, One Black guy, One Black Chick

Start to scream at each other -

Get this the chick is fucking pisssed that they will not tag team her on the sand -

I'm in my towel watching this go down from ten feet away.

Turn my back for one second and the chick is right next to me sitting in the back corner of my van.

Black Chick to me -
"What do you think of my tits??"

She pulls her top down . . . inches from me ( they were nice )

Black chick looking at the dudes -
"I can f*ck who I want"

The dudes
" F*ck you"

The chick stumbles over and cracks the white guy in the face ,

knocks him down

Black guy is laughing

Chick starts to kick the white guy against the cement . . .

She starts to friggin cry????

and jumps back into my van

The black guy is coming my way

She is now crawling out the front of the van

I grab one of my sticks , the kind I like to hit people with . . .

Guy aborts his mission with me and goes back to his buddy on the ground
She heads back for more this time with the black guy - starts wailing on him . .
Black chick screaming crying . .
"why won't you fuck me??????"

Dawns on me that I am in Laguna I don't need to beat up drunks we have cops here that do a much better job -

Flipped the cell phone open before I hung up the laguna pd were there in force.

Again I am still in my towel

Laguna Pd just go to town on them totally rousting them it is great

They toss the chick in the back of the car hand cuffed
Right out of COPS she starts banging her head against the window

this is funny

They mace the bitch

I am laughing now

It just gets better

OOPPPPSSSS she has a crack pipe

Cops are great total pros hauled them all away

Now into the dive

Viz is great managed two fatties

Heading out for a second dive right now.

Dave

I can still picture the chick's half sand encrusted face , she must have taken a few diggers heading up the stairs -
Still can't get the picture out of my head  if  I had to fight I was in a towel . . . .  the towel would have come off in a fight . . . I'm in Laguna . . . nothing like cops rolling up on a naked white guy fighting  two other dudes . . . .Threesome gone bad!!! But thankfully that never happened :)

Cheers

Dave

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Popping a Halibut with Your Knife

Sticking a halibut with your knife is one of the Juiciest, most satisfying ways to take home a halibut.
I stuck this guy in three feet of Water - Brooks Street - Laguna Beach - Night

Here is your set up - Scuba or Freedive - it is the same- 

All you need is your favorite knife

The knife, my favorite for sticking butts is pictured below:
 Notice it is Not Huge
But it is titanium!
Here is Your how to Guide:
The secret to hunting halibuit is to cover ground, this is why I like the Old Scool Scuba Pro Jet Fins, instead of the modern day split fin. Hunting Lobster, same thing, cover ground. Couple reasons you would not be out without your gun -  There are some DFG regs that are in a Grey area in regards to hunting lobster with a speargun , because some could consider a speargun a hooked device. Teaching (playing assistant) it is tough to bring out a gun  . . . it is frowned upon  . . .
So -if you were thinking why not just bring a gun?
That's your answer

Back to the how to part:
A.Cover Lots of ground
B.Find your target - the happy unsuspecting halibut -
C.Pull your knife, hold it in a reverse ice pick grip ( think Jim Carey in that living color karate instructor skit or psycho)
D.Line up your spot - I suggest right behind the pectoral fin - That spot tends to pin them to the bottom real well.
E.Do it in one swift stern motion, don't hesitate. With this motion you should pin the Halibut to the bottom.
F.Once you have it stuck immediately grab right between his gills and hold hard - you are going to have one pissed off halibut on your hands

Now you have him pinned in two places -

What you don't want to have happen, worst case scenario the halibut swims off with your knife firmly stuck in him or almost as bad he slips off the blade and swims off - if this happens don't panic - circle the area - butts tend not to swim far especially after they have been stabbed.

G. Take your hand that is holding the knife - pull the knife out and put it back in it's sheath -
Still holding on the underside of the gills , the part that is right  between - you will see what I mean when you do it.
H. Once your knife is secure You can take two courses off action to secure the halibut - First course grab the section where the tail meets the body and stretch the halibut - HOW? - pull forward with gill hand and back with the other until you feel and sometimes hear some popping -kind of like being at the chiropractor! Second course keep the gill hand securely fastened on, with the other hand reach under the gill plate and tear out the gills - liken this to someone reaching down your throat and tearing out your lungs -I like both methods and find them equally effective.

Some things to keep in mind - 
A. Make sure this fish is legal before you stick it
B. Halibut are mean - THEY BITE! - My wetsuit and upper thigh have been bit more than once, that is why you don't let go till it's dead.
C. They are delicious!!
D. Some of the best food for date night

A super simple recipe for halibut tacos:
1 cup flour
1 cup rice flour
1 1/2 tsp. baking powder
salt pinch
1 cup vodka
1 cup beer

Peanut oil ( for frying)
Couple pounds of fresh halibut cut into smallish strips or chunks - pat them dry -

Mix the dry ingredients first - Add vodka - Add Beer - Mix -
Consistency should be that of a thicker pancake batter- if it is too thin add more flour - too thick more beer
Heat in your favorite frying pan peanut oil to medium high or when you drop a small drop of  batter in and it starts to bubble up right away - when it does that you are ready to fry -
Fry to a golden brown and drain on paper towels
Stick the golden brown fried halibut into a warm tortilla - top with salsa, hot sauce and a squirt of lime ,
Enjoy!



Friday, June 11, 2010

So you want to get certified But Which Agency -PADI - NAUI - LA COUNTY?

What ? there is more than one scuba certifying agency?

Yep . . .

Which one to go with ?

La County is the oldest -

Padi is the Biggest and for profit -

Naui started from La County and is non profit -


To me they are all good but it will really depend on where you live and what shop you choose to patronize.

I knew after my first dive on scuba I wanted to be an instructor -

Some points on each from my experience :



PADI

I am certified through PADI - Assistant instructor rating, I took the IDC  ( instructor development course) but never to the test - I ran out of cash, it is not free to take the test. My course instructor was Tom Warnack, he was excellent, hard ass by the book , but an excellent instructor. At the time, it was a grind , he was so much about the standards, kept us in class until class was over, never an early dismissal. I wouldn't change a thing, Mr. Warnack prepared us way better than most, my fellow class mates breezed through their tests. In fact they laughed about how easy they were compared to his class! I think PADI might get a bad rap sometimes because of the fact they are so big , which in some circumstances I agree with.

Don't be afraid to get certified with them.



NAUI

My classmate in the IDC , Tim Leatherman ( he too thought Tom Warnack was an excellent instructor)  was a certified NAUI instructor doing a cross over to become a PADI instructor.  According to Tim Naui is similar but different ,  similar they teach you to breath underwater , different in some of the teaching methodology.  The Naui instructor has a bit more leeway when teaching a class meaning he sets the curriculum to fit in the Naui standards - where the PADI instructor is bound by the PADI curriculum to fit the standards. The same but different. Tim liked the NAUI method better. He thought it was better for the student. To this I don't know since I'm not NAUI certified.  As an outsider looking in they are both good.


LA COUNTY


The oldest certification agency in the world, they were the first. I have had the pleasure of knowing several LA COUNTY instructors and it has been a goal of mine to become a LA COUNTY instructor. My father is certified through LA - His instructor was a guy named Ron Merker, who used to own the dive shop by my house, the Aquatic Center. Ron was an old school hard ass instructor. He and another guy , besides my dad, named Don Richards are the reason I started diving and underwater hunting. Those guys had some cool stories and some big fish they had shot! I have a Samson gun mounted in my office. That said I would not hesitate to get certified through La County, all of the other agencies have modeled their courses on them.But the instructors are few and far between.

Hope that clears up which to pick :)

They are all good -

I have dove with people certified with each and every one of the above mentioned agencies- Have returned safely every time!

One thing I think is important - The instructor - I she or she personable? Good waterman? gets the message across in a clear manner? Fun?? Does not think he or she is a scuba god - some things to keep in mind!

Look forward to sharing some of my hunting spots!

Cheers

Dave

Finding the right Mask

Masks -

Picking the right one -

The answer to this could not be easier - The one that fits is the one you should buy.

But  .. . but  . .. I want that cool all black one like my buddy has .. . . . . nope get the one that fits, even if it is bright pink with florescent green accents.

Fit is that important!

Budget for a mask?
Again, fit is more important. However if budget is a concern , look online ( tough to try on when it is online), one of the bigger shop, wait for a sale, craigs list, ebay or you could sign up for a class from the shop you want to make your purchase - typically students of the shop get a nice discount.

Figure you are going to spend around $100.00 bucks to get the mask you need. Small price to pay when you figure how long they last. The mask I use for both Scuba and breath hold diving is the Scuba Pro framless> I have used the same mask for ten years.

I carry a back up brand new in box, on my boat and in  my car.

Why

I've dropped my mask and lost it before . . . . hey  . .. it happens . . sucks  . . .but it does happen . Once dropped you rarely find it, seems like the ocean swallows it up! Worse yet I have sat on my mask .. . your thinking what a jerk , how can he sit on a mask?  I have asked myself that question many times . . .but I admit it here I have sat on my mask  . . . Me being 190lbs . . . the mask made of glass and silicon did not fair so well

There are some general guidelines however.

For freediving you should get a mask that is low volume. Meaning the space between your eyes and the inside of your mask, you want that space to be as small as possible. The reason behind this is mask squeeze. The squeeze is caused by pressure, as you dive deeper there is more pressure, air compresses . . right against your face . . .the less air in the mask . . .  the less compression. . .  the less mask squeeze. Bottom line look for a mask that is low volume and fits!

I use the same mask for scuba. You can too - they work for both.

There are many types of masks on the market, the one that fits is the one for you -

Here is another general guideline

For hunting try to get a mask with a opaque skirt, all black is best. Light coming  in from the sides can cause glare/reflection in the inside front of the glass on masks with a clear skirt. Masks with the side windows also have this effect. You can get used to this, but it can be distracting while hunting - Line up the shot   . . . and BAM . . little glare catches your eye . . .. OOOPPPPSSSS you miss . . . . .  Darn it  . . .No of course it has never happened to me :)

Time to head into the day job -

Cheers

Dave

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Freediving Vs. Scuba Underwater Hunting

The world of underwater hunting is divided into two camps or schools of thought

Free diving vs. scuba diver

Sure, there is cross over between the two - usually you fall in to one group more than the other.

The difference?

Free diving: mask - snorkel - weight belt -knife - wetsuit - speargun -fins
         Pros: Simple - not a ton of gear - quiet
         Cons: bottom time limited to a single breath of air - elitist - 

Scuba: Mask -Snorkel - Weights ( belt and or BC or both ) - Knife - Regulator - Buoyancy Compensator - Tank - Gauges - Wetsuit - Speargun - Fins
         Pros: long bottom time
         Cons: Noisy - Has a hippie, tree hugger factor - a lot of gear - heavy out of water -

Which is better?

Great question - I do both or it could be said go both ways . .. . . . . all kidding aside, there is no one better than another.
Lets start with freediving
Freediving lends itself to some magical connection with the sea that tend to turn  the enthusiasts kind of elitists. Some , not all , but a minor majority think they are more connected to the sea. That there is some magic connected with free diving. To me it is pure physics, how long can I hold my breath to what kind of fish I'm stalking. The magic part I never got. I have read many books on underwater hunting , some are hardly worth the paper they are printed on because of this elitist factor , some that come to mind are the ones by Carl eyes - The best one of recent memory  is the Blue Water Hunter by Terry Mass, highly recommend it

Cool thing about freediving is the simplicity - and the girls are better looking . . .so I'm shallow

Suit up , snap on your weight belt , your good to go -

Time in the water is longer because you are not limited to how much air you carry on you back. My day free diving is 2-3hrs long , while scuba I'm lucky to get an hour total time in water.


Scuba Diving lends itself to some sense of "I know better" because I'm underwater. . . or so I think . . never could figure it out. The majority of scuba people don't hunt that much.  I do. Hunting gives me purpose in the water, I like seafood. Scuba is fun , I love hunting lobster at depth on Scuba.

So back to the question which is better?

Depends on you mood. That is it . I say do both , don't limit yourself.

In general some of the more skittish fish, such as the white seabass, on the west coast are better hunted via the breath hold/ freediver. In fact the only way you can take abalone legally is freediving.
Scuba is fun to hunt halibut, sheep head , calico bass etc. . . .  not to say you cant hunt the more skittish fish on scuba, it is easier to get closer when you are quiet and not blowing bubbles everywhere!
Spiny Lobster I hunt both methods -

Bottom line there is no better method - it is all about having fun!!!

Which do I do more?
Freedive -